Devious Journal Entry

Quiz!!!


1. Do you snore?
I don't know, I think I do.

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
I am a thinker, too analytical to be a lover, too untrained to be a fighter.

3. What's your worst fear?
Losing an eyeball, realizing that my eyesight is half-gone and the moment when I touch the area, it will be nothing more than an empty hole.
Also crabs(they are the INSECTS OF THE SEA!!!!!)

4. As a kid, were you a lego maniac?
No, not really, hated all that bullshit, maybe that's why I can't stand Minecraft.

5. What do you think of "reality" tv?
That they should make a spinoff called "The Auschwitz Shore" where everyone from the show transfers to the concentration camp and they film them being showered in a gas chamber.

6. Do you chew on your straws?
All the time; it's the only soothing thing in the external world.

7. Were you a cute baby?
Yeah, I guess I was. I was a bit smaller since I was born prematurely(1 month too early so there wasn't any of that incubator crap)

8. Is the single life for you?
Yeah, no harm in singularity. XD

9. What colour is your keyboard?
Grey, a Toshiba lap top.

10. Do your sing in the shower?
Usually, it depends on the mood I'm in(or who's in the house at the moment XD).

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
No and always wanted to, but lately I've been having these dreams of jumping out of the airplane without a parachute and hopelessly begging for survival while the air pressure slowly crushes blood vessels in my eyes.

12. Any secret talents?
I can bullshit my way through anything, years of practice since I was a handful as a child. XD

13. What's your ideal vacation spot?
Well, my most ideal vacation spots are either Brazil(Bahia and Belo Horizonte) or Japan, the second place would probably be either Hilo in Hawaii(, if I had $2000 to spare for a plane ticket, a visa and enough funds to survive for a week, I'd visit XD) or Albuquerque New Mexico(, hello, my favorite DA artist and a good friend, you have also been mentioned here, second because the former one has been an acquaintance for a longer period of time XD, still love ya, though )

14. Can you swim?
Yeah, but don't expect any of those professional techniques full of grace, motion etc.  I can swim good enough not to drawn, never had the ambition to do more than that. XD

15. Can you ski/snowboard?
Hell yeah I can!
Skiing is one of my favorite activities in the world.

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
Hmmm, I don't think I have. *looks at the poster* OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!?!?!?!!?!?

17. Do you care about the ozone?
Yeah, but my love for covering my armpit smell is stronger. XD

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
As many as it takes to finish.


19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
*sings backwards* eh, barely

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
four times, one to Santorini, one to Rome, one to Dubrovnik, one to Dublin

21. Are you a single child?
Not sure if you mean a child of intimate relations or an offspring of singularity, but to answer the latter: "yes, I'm an only child"

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
ugh, pencils,pens are the future!!!!(actually it's computers, but fuck it)

23. What's your stand on hunting?
always wanted to catch a deer, I'd probably mount the antlers and make a pelt rug with it; the rest will be smoked for flavor

24. Is marriage in your future?
hell no, at least not the future of my 20s

25. Do you like your handwriting?
well, I'm okay with it, but my professors aren't(almost failed calculus because he didn't know if it was 5 or 2 XD)

26. What are you allergic to?
My country.

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
When I heard Christopher Lee sing.(followed by the immediate "no homo")

28. Is Tupac still alive?
No and I feel bad for a guy, but for the music industry - good riddance

29. Do you cry at weddings?
No, I usually grunt at my mum for doing that shit.

30. How do you like your eggs?
FERTILIZED!!!
but no, really, I always wanted to try balut(www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLMIXL…)

31. Are blondes dumb?
In my experience, YES!!! So far I haven't met a blonde with enough intelligence to be called human.(Oh shiiiiit, "iconelusiveconqueror" is kinda/sorta blonde!!!!!!! Except you, Deidra, you're a rare exception XD)

32. Where does the other sock end up?
usually left on the desk while the other one is in the wash

33. What time is it?
3:14 am, I really have a problem XD

34. Do you have a nickname?
Many, none that I desire to addressed as.

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
As much as I hate to admit it, no. I love McDonalds food. If not the burgers, then the fries, the milkshake(always wanted to try a shamrock shake)

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
a few days ago or something, I forgot

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
baths, you can think about the meaning of life(and boobies) in baths

38. Is Santa Claus real?
THE ONLY ICON FOR ME IS SANTA CHRIST!!!!

39. Do you like having your neck kissed?
not quite, mostly because I use a ton of cologne and my neck is generally toxic to others XD

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
hell no, dark is the awesomest thing EVARRR!!!!!!!

41. What are you addicted to?
coffee, internet, christopher lee(no homo), eartha kitt(damn that bitch was hot, and excelled in singing, acting and voice acting)

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Ah, Americans and your feeble issues. I actually like them both the same, but I've noticed that the crunchy one has somewhat of a bitter flavor, but makes up for its crunchiness so it's a tie.

43. Can you crack your neck?
No, but I know a guy who can, it was a shocking display. XD

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Nah, my slips only wind up in minor injuries. XD

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
twice, I'm not a neanderthal

46. Is drug free the way to be?
I love marijuana so I would partially say no.
But I'd never in my life try any other drug ever.
So, all I can say is "yes, it is the way to be, but you are allowed a dignifying amount of thc and caffeine"

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Not really, I am usually awakened by my own obsession of being up an hour before the alarm.

48. What colour are your eyes?
brown, but they get a greenish hue during summer

50. Do you like your life?
could be better, could be worst, definitely worst XD

51. Who's better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
they both look like shit and act like shit, actually, they don't, the rock is kinda okay, never heard of the other one

52. Are you psychic?
psychotic, maybe XD

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
Yeah, good read, wouldn't convince me to kill John Lennon, though.
The good murder provoking book should be "Black cat" by Edgar Alan Poe. I mean, seriously, it's full of messed up shit and it also shows you how NOT to hide the body.

54. Do you play any instruments?
Well, I managed to play the "Song of Time" on a pan flute after 20 minutes of trial and error XD

55. Have you ever stolen money?
no...okay, once in summer camp when a kid lost 10 kunas(less than $2) and I spent it on a claw machine(actually managed to catch a toy even)

56. Can you fish?
No, I don't have the patience for that bullshit.

57. Do you like camping?
Dunno, never tried. Actually, I did try once when my friend's grandpa left us on a desert island with a tent and a can of sardines, the friend was obnoxious and I suffered from insomnia so I went out to watch the sky, first time I've seen both the sunrise and sunset without sleeping

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
That's a sign that the joke is actually good and I'm not just being polite. XD

59. Do you believe in magic?
in a young girl's heart...I don't know the rest

60. Are dogs a man's best friend?
hell yeah!!!
I have a dog, she...is a 60 lb German boxer with a personality of a chihuahua on Red Bull...basically, she may be a handful, but she's a handful of joy

61. You believe in divorce?
Of course I do, divorce can happen to anyone and you just hope that the martyr is the one who gets more money

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
tried it once, ended up with unintentional planking

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
yeah, my attention span is low, I have big feet, I'm tall and I have a fat ass(not really that fat of an ass, it's mostly a gamer's ass...it's an ass sculpted by a person who mostly spends his/her day sitting in front of a computer so it's the flabbiest body part) so I'm bound to knock over a lot of objects XD

64. Is it cold outside today?
yeah, and it's almost june, pretty weird, ain't it?

65. What was the last thing you ate?
risotto with pork and mixed vegetables

66. Do you wear nail polish?
Not really, I want to maintain my unspoiled gender(the one who guesses the reference gets a free single pony commission).

67. Have you ever been kissed?.
Yeah, multiple times. 'Tis an alright feeling...very slobbery, though. XD

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
The one about the daily show from the South Park website.

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
THAT EXISTS??? Oh my god, 'Mericans, what's your problem?

70. Favourite song at the moment?
Under the bridges of Paris by Eartha Kitt

71. Do you like your job?
I'm a student.

72. Do you like your classes in school?
Yeah, though the math professor is a borderline douche(sometimes he's awesome, sometimes he's really a tool)

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
you mean steak? Rare so that it bleeds, then, after eating the steak, I take some bread and it absorbs the blood like a sponge, along with aa few other steak juices and then I eat it.

74. Do you like these surveys.
It's something to keep me up at night. XD

75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?




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BONUS!
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?

Because on the other side of the road
an unsettling site in front of its eyes showed

countless lifeless bodies, all of them are dead
some without feathers, all without a head

as it looked upon a sharp, bleeding knife
it realized that it's the end of its stream of life

with its last cluck it celebrates the life's ode
that is why the chicken crossed the road